The alarm went off, we got up. The plan changed, we adjusted. The world did its thing, we nodded along. Somewhere between who we thought we'd be and who we actually are, we developed a very specific sense of humour about it.

The Tripping Store is for that person. The one with the calm face and the loud inner monologue. We make premium tees for your composed exterior and everything you're not saying out loud.

Wear it. Your face has to stay neutral anyway.